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queenhippolyta:

no-this-is-jarod:

they got mad

Yeah because the song isn’t about literally waking up, it’s about the death of the lead singer’s father.

queenhippolyta:

no-this-is-jarod:

they got mad

Yeah because the song isn’t about literally waking up, it’s about the death of the lead singer’s father.

mostlydogsmostly:

Flying Corgis (via Nancy Cowan)

mostlydogsmostly:

Flying Corgis (via Nancy Cowan)

stripperina:

magic-bowtie-dreams-221b:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

I know of a few other professions this could apply to.

weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

toodopetoexist:

Who wore it better?

toodopetoexist:

Who wore it better?